Humorous texts to wish a birthday

Humorous texts to wish a birthday

Write a pretty  humorous text for a birthday is not an easy thing! And very often the same thing  . "happy birthday, much happiness, big kiss ... "
More birthday is, from a certain age, a fairly realistic time! Unfortunately, this is the day the old one materializes!
So to spice up your messages , add a touch of humor!how to make  offers some humorous texts , to help you wish a birthday in a very original way!

Humorous texts

    • I wish you a happy birthday, you'll find your gift with the bill to pay me.
    • If I remember 3 that I add 10 multiplied by square root of pi power 12 ... .Bon plain happy birthday.
    • A wise old said it was the only way that we have found to live very long! It was to comfort you ... We wish you a long life, and for now, a great birthday!
    • Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!
    • It's amazing how you can have fun and laugh ... when it's just another old! Happy Birthday!
    • We know that you are getting older when receiving a written VERY LARGE PRINT card. Happy Birthday!
    • One more year? Do not panic! You look young enough to pretend to have only thirty-nine ... and avoid quarantine you. Happy Birthday!
    • They say wisdom comes with age ... You see? You do not have any signs of old age! Happy Birthday!
    • Happy birthday to a very bright person, remarkably refined and very attractive ... especially incredibly gullible!
    • I hope that I will appear as well as you at the same age! This will naturally very, very, very long time! Happy Birthday!
    • Aging is still the only way we could find to live long.
    • You even see the most cons have their day of glory: Happy Birthday!
    • I remember your birthday but not your age ... you see I'm a good friend! Happy Birthday!
    • If you wanna be happy for a day, chose a meeting.Happy for a week, choosing a lover. For a happy life, keep me as a friend! Happy Birthday!
    • As the Chinese saying goes, you need to add life to years, not years to life. And I'll just add: Happy Birthday.
    • I know you do not sleep for a week so you expect this birthday card. I know you do not think about anything else, you do not think that the moment you're going to open MY birthday card. Well let me tell you the good news, MA birthday card, you have FINALLY hands! Happy Birthday!
    • One more year! Forget it, the important thing is to have well spent! Happy Birthday!
    • Changes nothing, like wine, you soft you over time. Happy Birthday!